High chairs are supposed to be sticky.
Diaper changes are a great time for rolling over.
Mouths are better for feeling things than fingers are.
Toys are supposed to get boring.
The highest rated baby monitors have static.
Cribs are better for climbing and crying than sleeping.
Laundry is supposed to be forgotten, mildewed and rewashed.
My hair provides great leverage for pulling yourself into a standing position.
I think you're supposed to laugh the first time your baby reaches for his poop and succeeds.
Kisses come in many forms: bites, slimes, licks and other techniques that are hard to define.
It's a calm week if clothes are folded before they're worn.
Not all babies like bananas. It's ok to buy them anyway so you can secretly eat them.
Babies are happier naked. And jumping.
thanks for posting this! i thought i was the only mom who forgot about loads of laundry only to remember them stinky with mildew!! haha :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha so true!!
ReplyDeletethats great!! =) So true
ReplyDeletevery true! it's good to know I'm not alone in this, I'm normal :)
ReplyDelete